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"Fuck, my tea."

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD


bootytouched:

bubblegum and curls.

UM HOW IS IT LEGAL TO LOOK THIS GOOD HOLY



Inspirational Message from The Doctor 

underground-nerd-girl:

9th: Run for your life!

10th: Always bring a Banana to a Party.

11th:Remember, I am Definitely a mad man with a box.

12th: Don’t Be Lasagne.


1st Sep
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allhailthehutch:

Slay

allhailthehutch:

Slay



l0stwooods:

do i want a dragon or do i want to be a dragon


gingerten:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

This is pure porn.


"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

This thought has been haunting me for months. (via beduusd)

I have a fever, well fuck


queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.


davejaded:

when I say “everything is better with lesbians” I don’t mean grossly over sexualized lesbians who just do the nasty all the time to please straight men I mean cute girls having adventures together and falling in love and giving cute kisses and having cute cuddle sessions or badass girls having adventures and kicking bad guy ass and falling in love with each other


princeoftherogues:

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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transpotter:

if there is one thing i will NEVER forgive the hp movies for doing is when in the sectumsempra scene, in the book harry is literally on the verge of tears with guilt and shock and drops to his knees next to draco and hes like trying to cough out some sort of reasoning

and in the movies hes just like :)